Saturday, June 20, 2009

An Epiphany

Finally, I have settled on a direction for my home website.

I am going to learn Inkscape, Blender and develop the characters for animation for our planned movies. The point here is that I am a beginner in these tools, and I will be recording my learning sessions. These videos will then be available under the Graphics section. Then as I gain experience, the movies will be the fulfillment of the site's original direction.

Finally, This should lead to some interesting and worthwhile content. I will learn how to drive interested Internet traffic to my site. This too I will share. I do not believe in the get rich schemes so prevalent on Twitter. This is going to take some time and hard work.

Click the "Home" link to return to www.essjam.com

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Best Confirmation email ever received.

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, June 1st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sigh...